Hipstergrammers
Sorry, just a little rant. I've been hired by this pseudo-luddite to put a menu for his cafeteria on his website. I've suggested node.js, he told me: "what, the other guy just used HTML and everything worked fine". Why doesn't people care about scalability?
Anonymous

It’s obvious that Heroku is your only hosting option, since hipstergrammers will never use a simple web host. Unfortunately, I do not think they are HTML-compatible, so it looks like you’ll need to use Node.js after all! Yay!